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quote[0]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Almonds are members of the peach family.</div></td></tr>"
quote[1]="<tr><td><div class='text'>The symbol on the 'pound' key (#) is called an octothorpe.</div></td></tr>"
quote[2]="<tr><td><div class='text'>The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.</div></td></tr>"
quote[3]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Ingrown toenails are hereditary.</div></td></tr>"
quote[4]="<tr><td><div class='text'>The word 'set' has more definitions than any other word in the English language.</div></td></tr>"
quote[5]="<tr><td><div class='text'>'Underground' is the only word in the English language that begins and ends with the letters 'und.'</div></td></tr>"
quote[6]="<tr><td><div class='text'>There are only four words in the English language which end in 'dous': tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.</div></td></tr>"
quote[7]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Los Angeles's full name is 'El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula' and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size, 'L.A.'</div></td></tr>"
quote[8]="<tr><td><div class='text'>A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.</div></td></tr>"
quote[9]="<tr><td><div class='text'>An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.</div></td></tr>"
quote[10]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.</div></td></tr>"
quote[11]="<tr><td><div class='text'>In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10. (REASON The two upward hands are more like a smiling face.)</div></td></tr>"
quote[12]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button. It was eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery.</div></td></tr>"
quote[13]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Telly Savalas and Louis Armstrong died on their birthdays.</div></td></tr>"
quote[14]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.</div></td></tr>"
quote[15]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.</div></td></tr>"
quote[16]="<tr><td><div class='text'>The muzzle of a lion is like a fingerprint: no two lions have the same pattern of whiskers.</div></td></tr>"
quote[17]="<tr><td><div class='text'>A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.</div></td></tr>"
quote[18]="<tr><td><div class='text'>There is a seven letter word in the English language that contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters, 'therein': the, there, he, in, rein, her, here, ere, therein, herein.</div></td></tr>"
quote[19]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.</div></td></tr>"
quote[20]="<tr><td><div class='text'>John Larroquette of 'Night Court' was the narrator of 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.'</div></td></tr>"
quote[21]="<tr><td><div class='text'>The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'Its A Wonderful Life'.</div></td></tr>"
quote[22]="<tr><td><div class='text'>A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.</div></td></tr>"
quote[23]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.</div></td></tr>"
quote[24]="<tr><td><div class='text'>The male gypsy moth can 'smell' the virgin female gypsy moth from 1 mileaway.</div></td></tr>"
quote[25]="<tr><td><div class='text'>The letters KGB stand for Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti.</div></td></tr>"
quote[26]="<tr><td><div class='text'>The name for Oz in the 'Wizard of Oz' was, thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence 'Oz.'</div></td></tr>"
quote[27]="<tr><td><div class='text'>The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.</div></td></tr>"
quote[28]="<tr><td><div class='text'>'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.</div></td></tr>"
quote[29]="<tr><td><div class='text'>The combination 'ough' can be pronounced in nine different ways. The following sentence contains them all: 'A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed.'</div></td></tr>"
quote[30]="<tr><td><div class='text'>The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.</div></td></tr>"
quote[31]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in the correct order, as does arsenious, meaning 'containing arsenic.'</div></td></tr>"
quote[32]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.</div></td></tr>"
quote[33]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.</div></td></tr>"
quote[34]="<tr><td><div class='text'>The word 'Checkmate' in chess comes from the Persian phrase 'Shah Mat,' which means 'the king is dead'.</div></td></tr>"
quote[35]="<tr><td><div class='text'>The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of lore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.</div></td></tr>"

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