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quote[0]="<tr><td><div class='text'>You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.</div></td></tr>"
quote[1]="<tr><td><div class='text'>You can live without sex but not without glasses.</div></td></tr>"
quote[2]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Your back goes out more than you do.</div></td></tr>"
quote[3]="<tr><td><div class='text'>You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.</div></td></tr>"
quote[4]="<tr><td><div class='text'>You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.</div></td></tr>"
quote[5]="<tr><td><div class='text'>You are proud of your lawn mower.</div></td></tr>"
quote[6]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Your best friend is dating someone half their age-and isn't breaking the law.</div></td></tr>"
quote[7]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.</div></td></tr>"
quote[8]="<tr><td><div class='text'>You sing along with the elevator music.</div></td></tr>"
quote[9]="<tr><td><div class='text'>You would rather go to work than stay home sick.</div></td></tr>"
quote[10]="<tr><td><div class='text'>You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.</div></td></tr>"
quote[11]="<tr><td><div class='text'>You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.</div></td></tr>"
quote[12]="<tr><td><div class='text'>You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.</div></td></tr>"
quote[13]="<tr><td><div class='text'>You make an appointment to see the dentist.</div></td></tr>"
quote[14]="<tr><td><div class='text'>You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.</div></td></tr>"
quote[15]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Neighbors borrow your tools.</div></td></tr>"
quote[16]="<tr><td><div class='text'>People call at 9 p.m. and ask, 'Did I wake you ?'</div></td></tr>"
quote[17]="<tr><td><div class='text'>You have a dream about prunes.</div></td></tr>"
quote[18]="<tr><td><div class='text'>You answer a question with, 'because I said so!'</div></td></tr>"
quote[19]="<tr><td><div class='text'>You send money to PBS.</div></td></tr>"
quote[20]="<tr><td><div class='text'>The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.</div></td></tr>"
quote[21]="<tr><td><div class='text'>You take a metal detector to the beach.</div></td></tr>"
quote[22]="<tr><td><div class='text'>You wear black socks with sandals.</div></td></tr>"
quote[23]="<tr><td><div class='text'>You know what the word 'equity' means.</div></td></tr>"
quote[24]="<tr><td><div class='text'>You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.</div></td></tr>"
quote[25]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Your ears are hairier than your head.</div></td></tr>"
quote[26]="<tr><td><div class='text'>You talk about 'good grass' and you're referring to someone's lawn.</div></td></tr>"
quote[27]="<tr><td><div class='text'>You get into a heated argument about pension plans.</div></td></tr>"
quote[28]="<tr><td><div class='text'>You got cable for the weather channel.</div></td></tr>"
quote[29]="<tr><td><div class='text'>You can go bowling without drinking.</div></td></tr>"


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