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quote[0]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Force, and fraud, are in war the two cardinal virtues.</div></td></tr>"
quote[1]="<tr><td><div class='text'>War is the great scavenger of thought.</div></td></tr>"
quote[2]="<tr><td><div class='text'>War is the supreme drama of a completely mechanized society.</div></td></tr>"
quote[3]="<tr><td><div class='text'>The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.</div></td></tr>"
quote[4]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Anyone who has ever looked into the glazed eyes of a soldier dying on the battlefield will think hard before starting a war.</div></td></tr>"
quote[5]="<tr><td><div class='text'>There is nothing so subject to the inconstancy of fortune as war.</div></td></tr>"
quote[6]="<tr><td><div class='text'>War is regarded as nothing but the continuation of politics by other means.</div></td></tr>"
quote[7]="<tr><td><div class='text'>It takes twenty years or more of peace to make a man; it takes only twenty seconds of war to destroy him.</div></td></tr>"
quote[8]="<tr><td><div class='text'>I'm trying to die correctly, but it's very difficult, you know.</div></td></tr>"
quote[9]="<tr><td><div class='text'>All men think all men mortal, but themselves.</div></td></tr>"
quote[10]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Life yields only to the conqueror. Never accept what can be gained by giving in. You will be living off stolen goods, and your muscles will atrophy.</div></td></tr>"
quote[11]="<tr><td><div class='text'>I dream, therefore I exist.</div></td></tr>"
quote[12]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Society often forgives the criminal; it never forgives the dreamer.</div></td></tr>"
quote[13]="<tr><td><div class='text'>He who sleeps half a day has won half a life.</div></td></tr>"
quote[14]="<tr><td><div class='text'>While the doctors consult, the patient dies.</div></td></tr>"
quote[15]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Friends are like fiddle strings, they must not be screwed too tight.</div></td></tr>"
quote[16]="<tr><td><div class='text'>A friend to all is a friend to none.</div></td></tr>"
quote[17]="<tr><td><div class='text'>The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives.</div></td></tr>"
quote[18]="<tr><td><div class='text'>The shortest answer is doing.</div></td></tr>"
quote[19]="<tr><td><div class='text'>To talk without thinking is to shoot without aiming.</div></td></tr>"
quote[20]="<tr><td><div class='text'>When the sword of rebellion is drawn, the sheath should be thrown away.</div></td></tr>"
quote[21]="<tr><td><div class='text'>The mob has many heads but no brains.</div></td></tr>"
quote[22]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Speak not of my debts unless you mean to pay them.</div></td></tr>"
quote[23]="<tr><td><div class='text'>A blind man will not thank you for a looking-glass.</div></td></tr>"
quote[24]="<tr><td><div class='text'>He that is born to be hanged shall never be drowned.</div></td></tr>"
quote[25]="<tr><td><div class='text'>A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs.</div></td></tr>"
quote[26]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Flattery makes friends and truth makes enemies.</div></td></tr>"
quote[27]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Life without a friend is death without a witness.</div></td></tr>"
quote[28]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Translators, traitors.</div></td></tr>"
quote[29]="<tr><td><div class='text'>If a man deceives me once, shame on him; if he deceives me twice, shame on me.</div></td></tr>"
quote[30]="<tr><td><div class='text'>The nail that sticks up will be hammered down.</div></td></tr>"
quote[31]="<tr><td><div class='text'>There are many paths to the top of the mountain, but the view is always the same.</div></td></tr>"
quote[32]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.</div></td></tr>"
quote[33]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Of all the thirty-six alternatives, running away is best.</div></td></tr>"
quote[34]="<tr><td><div class='text'>There is hope from the sea, but none from the grave.</div></td></tr>"
quote[35]="<tr><td><div class='text'>When the apple is ripe it will fall.</div></td></tr>"
quote[36]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Marry a mountain girl and you marry the whole mountain.</div></td></tr>"
quote[37]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Life is a bridge. Cross over it, but build no house on it.</div></td></tr>"
quote[38]="<tr><td><div class='text'>It is better to sit down than to stand, it is better to lie down than to sit, but death is the best of all.</div></td></tr>"
quote[39]="<tr><td><div class='text'>If your buttocks burn, you know you have done wrong.</div></td></tr>"
quote[40]="<tr><td><div class='text'>A wise man hears one word and understands two.</div></td></tr>"
quote[41]="<tr><td><div class='text'>The course of true love never did run smooth.</div></td></tr>"
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