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quote[0]="<tr><td><div class='text'>No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.</div></td></tr>"
quote[1]="<tr><td><div class='text'>When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.</div></td></tr>"
quote[2]="<tr><td><div class='text'>If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.</div></td></tr>"
quote[3]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.</div></td></tr>"
quote[4]="<tr><td><div class='text'>You can't trust dogs to watch your food.</div></td></tr>"
quote[5]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.</div></td></tr>"
quote[6]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.</div></td></tr>"
quote[7]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.</div></td></tr>"
quote[8]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.</div></td></tr>"
quote[9]="<tr><td><div class='text'>School lunches stick to the wall.</div></td></tr>"
quote[10]="<tr><td><div class='text'>You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.</div></td></tr>"
quote[11]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.</div></td></tr>"
quote[12]="<tr><td><div class='text'>The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.</div></td></tr>"
quote[13]="<tr><td><div class='text'>It's hard to unlearn a bad word.</div></td></tr>"
quote[14]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Ask Why until you understand.</div></td></tr>"
quote[15]="<tr><td><div class='text'>It's easier to see the mistakes on someone else's paper.</div></td></tr>"
quote[16]="<tr><td><div class='text'>A pencil without an eraser may as well just be a pen.</div></td></tr>"
quote[17]="<tr><td><div class='text'>It's only fun to play school when you're the teacher.</div></td></tr>"
quote[18]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Sometimes the best one in the play has the fewest lines.</div></td></tr>"
quote[19]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Twelve is a lot older than eight.</div></td></tr>"
quote[20]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Sometimes your best move is blocked by your own checkers.</div></td></tr>"
quote[21]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Some nights it's not worth fighting over who gets the top bunk.</div></td></tr>"
quote[22]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Don't expect your friends to be as excited about your '100' as you are.</div></td></tr>"
quote[23]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Don't say that the 'Last One is a Rotten Egg' unless you're absolutely sure there's a slow kid behind you.</div></td></tr>"
quote[24]="<tr><td><div class='text'>If you don't like the birthday girl, don't go to the party.</div></td></tr>"
quote[25]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Crawling still gets you there.</div></td></tr>"
quote[26]="<tr><td><div class='text'>If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.</div></td></tr>"
quote[27]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Your room gets smaller as you get bigger.</div></td></tr>"
quote[28]="<tr><td><div class='text'>You can't start over just because you're losing the game.</div></td></tr>"
quote[29]="<tr><td><div class='text'>When you're dressed up like a princess, it's easier to act like one.</div></td></tr>"
quote[30]="<tr><td><div class='text'>If a tree had apples last year, don't expect pears this year.</div></td></tr>"
quote[31]="<tr><td><div class='text'>One drop of black paint from the brush clouds the whole cup of water.</div></td></tr>"
quote[32]="<tr><td><div class='text'>You can't be everyone's best friend.</div></td></tr>"
quote[33]="<tr><td><div class='text'>A snow day is more fun than a vacation day.</div></td></tr>"
quote[34]="<tr><td><div class='text'>All libraries smell the same.</div></td></tr>"
quote[35]="<tr><td><div class='text'>If you want someone to listen to you, whisper it.</div></td></tr>"
quote[36]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Sometimes you have to take the test before you've finished studying.</div></td></tr>"
quote[37]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Silence can be an answer.</div></td></tr>"
quote[38]="<tr><td><div class='text'>Ask where things come from.</div></td></tr>"
quote[39]="<tr><td><div class='text'>If you throw a ball at someone, they'll probably throw it back.</div></td></tr>"
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